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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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