She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
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yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
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I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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