He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
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Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
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Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
so much tequila, so little girl.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I think people are normalizing furries
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