yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
