Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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