so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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