Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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