If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
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Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
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I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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