I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
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