i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
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He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
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we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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