You really coming over, don't trick.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
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