he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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