Having a random hookup so left but love u
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Randomize
