The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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