the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
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I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
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orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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