Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
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just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
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he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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