Just cropdusted the office
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
