I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
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Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
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Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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