...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
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watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
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Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
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