there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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