stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
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You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
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Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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