Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
And then he peed in my hair
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