i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
i came on her dog
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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