he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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