Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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