You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Me. At least after what I've been through.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
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you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
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I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
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