quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Randomize
