we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
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