It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
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