I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
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We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
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I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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