Girls should come with a carfax report
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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