I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
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i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
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I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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