I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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