i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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