He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
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just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
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I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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