We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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