Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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