made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
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Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
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Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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