and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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