He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
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