My Higher Power is John Stamos
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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