How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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