hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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