Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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