I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
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