very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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