I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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