bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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