There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Randomize