Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
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I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
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I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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