have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
grandma shit on top of the toilet
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
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Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
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I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
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