K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
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adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
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she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.