ADVERTISEMENT

• (269): View more from Michigan

  did you hook up austin?

  (248): View more from Michigan

  No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed

  Fav 5 1183 1726

  share tweet
  

• (440): View more from Ohio

  if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life

  (619): View more from California

  with a huge shlong

  (440): View more from Ohio

  massive. i wanna make bitches cry

  Fav 39 6172 1141

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.

  Fav 19 3711 1033

  share tweet
  

• (801): View more from Utah

  If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.

  Fav 34 9249 1260

  share tweet
  
• 

  21 Of The Most Impressive Things Ever Seen In Porn

  Read it at the TFLN blog
  

• (218): View more from Minnesota

  he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this

  Fav 17 5266 1485

  share tweet
  

• (860): View more from Connecticut

  She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.

  Fav 20 7646 1412

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.

  Fav 7 1133 2102

  share tweet
  

• (775): View more from Nevada

  That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.

  Fav 7 2976 837

  share tweet
  

• (513): View more from Ohio

  Lets just say I chased with a burrito.

  Fav 4 1054 691

  share tweet
  
• 

  19 Parents Had Epic Reactions When Catching Their Kids Being “Bad”

  Read it at the TFLN blog
  

• (850): View more from Florida

  Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.

  (1-850): View more from Florida

  Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.

  Fav 10 3638 1039

  share tweet
  

• (651): View more from Minnesota

  I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up

  Fav 5 754 1423

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".

  Fav 0 770 540

  share tweet
  

• (770): View more from Georgia

  Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.

  Fav 3 608 747

  share tweet
  

• (619): View more from California

  I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.

  Fav 1 801 423

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (316): View more from Kansas

  Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter

  Fav 3 294 161

  share tweet
  

Randomize