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• (212): View more from New York

  K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.

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• (949): View more from California

  They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.

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