We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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