I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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