So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
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He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
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we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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