how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
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Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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