do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
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he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
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There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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