Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
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I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
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